Getting Any? (1994)

Duncan: Asao

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Quotes 

• Car Salesman : What kind of car are you looking for?

  Asao : Something I can have sex in.

  Car Salesman : ...I see.

• [Asao drives up in a car making a loud tin-can clattering sound] 

  Car Salesman : ...Just married?

  Asao : No, what the fuck do you think? The car's defective!

  Car Salesman : Oh, my fault. I forgot to tell you. The cigarette lighter doesn't work.

• Scientist : So, tell me... why do you want to be invisible?

  Asao : I want to peep.

  Scientist : Peeping. A very concise and powerful reason!

• Scientist : How tall are you?

  Asao : One hundred seventy-five acres.

  Scientist : One hundred seventy-five acres?... How about weight?

  Asao : Sixty-eight gallons.

• Asao : Miss?

  Woman : Yes?

  Asao : Would you like a ride with me?

  Woman : What for?

  Asao : Car sex?

  Woman : Asshole!

  Asao : [confused]  What, not your thing?

• [in a Mercedes Benz dealership] 

  Car Salesman : How much did you intend to spend?

  Asao : About $2,000.

• Asao : Can we split it 50-50?

  Gold Miner : I've already done some work. I want 70.

  Asao : Then we go 70-70.

  Gold Miner : What nonsense, the sum has to be 100.

  Asao : Then I'll take 150 and you take minus 50.