The Santa Clause (1994)
Melissa King: Sarah the Little Girl, P
Quotes
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Sarah the Little Girl : You're fatter this year.
Santa : Thank you. You've grown, too. Now go back to sleep.
[Drinks the milk and gags a little, Sarah looks at him]
Santa : I think the milk's a little sour.
Sarah the Little Girl : It's soy milk.
Santa : Huh?
Sarah the Little Girl : You said you were lactose intolerant.
Santa : I did say that, didn't I? Thank you for remembering.
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Sarah the Little Girl : Santa?
Scott Calvin : Scott Calvin.
Sarah the Little Girl : How come your clothes are so baggy?
Scott Calvin : Because Santa is... watching his saturated fats.
[curtsies in his Santa suit, then gestures obesity]
Sarah the Little Girl : How come you don't have a beard?
Scott Calvin : Because I shaved!
[instantly reveals an unwrapped Raggedy Ann doll for her from his bag]
Scott Calvin : You want this doll or not? Go back to sleep.
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[assuming that he's Santa, sees Scott take celery off a plate left out for him, but neglects the milk right by it]
Sarah the Little Girl : You're s'posed to drink the milk.
Scott Calvin : Look, I am lactose intolerant! And I'm just about this close to taking all those presents back up the chimney.
[bites on his celery stick, and under his breath, mocks Sarah]
Scott Calvin : You're s'posed to drink the milk!
[she opens her eyes after hearing what he said]
Scott Calvin : Shut your eyes!
[she does]