The Silence of the Hams (1994)
Martin Balsam: Det. Martin Balsam
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Quotes
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Detective Martin Balsam : Oh, no! Not again!
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Antonio : [Balsam's car won't start] Goodbye.
Detective Martin Balsam : Goodbye.
Antonio : Goodbye
Detective Martin Balsam : Goodbye.
Antonio : Goodbye.
Detective Martin Balsam : Goodbye.
Antonio : Goodbye.
Detective Martin Balsam : Goodbye.
[Several hours later Balsam's car finally starts]
Antonio : Goodbye.
[Balsam drives away]
Antonio : What a jerk, he left without saying "goodbye"!
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Detective Martin Balsam : Robocrap. A Japanese version of Robocop.
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Joe : You know, you look better in pictures.
Detective Martin Balsam : You should see me in a bikini.
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Antonio : Yes, I'm not a liar. I tell you the trout.
Detective Martin Balsam : The 'truth', I want the 'truth'.
Antonio : It's not a problem. Okay.
[Picks up a stuffed trout from under the front desk]
Antonio : Here it is, the 'truth'.