The Silence of the Hams (1994)
Ezio Greggio: Antonio Motel
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Quotes
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Antonio : This is not a motel called "Cemetery". This is a cemetery called "Motel".
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Antonio : The tension was so thick, and the music so pretentious, they knew they must be getting close...
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Antonio : "Alone, on a private plane, Agent Joe finally decides" oh no, wait, wait, forget it... sorry, this scene was cut.
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Antonio : [Balsam's car won't start] Goodbye.
Detective Martin Balsam : Goodbye.
Antonio : Goodbye
Detective Martin Balsam : Goodbye.
Antonio : Goodbye.
Detective Martin Balsam : Goodbye.
Antonio : Goodbye.
Detective Martin Balsam : Goodbye.
[Several hours later Balsam's car finally starts]
Antonio : Goodbye.
[Balsam drives away]
Antonio : What a jerk, he left without saying "goodbye"!
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Antonio : Hasta La Baby Vista... Hasta La... Hasta La...
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Antonio : I have to go and take a shower, because I smell like Kevin Costner after "Dances with wolves".
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Antonio : Yes, I'm not a liar. I tell you the trout.
Detective Martin Balsam : The 'truth', I want the 'truth'.
Antonio : It's not a problem. Okay.
[Picks up a stuffed trout from under the front desk]
Antonio : Here it is, the 'truth'.