The Drew Carey Show (1995–2004)

David Cross: Earl

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• Drew Carey : [firing a co-worker who's apparently insane]  You know, my mom used to say, "God never closes a door without opening a window".

  Earl : Oh. My mom used to say,

  [shouts] 

  Earl : "Close that damn door or I will throw you out the window!"