The Drew Carey Show (1995–2004)

Tim O'Rourke: Tim the Bartender, Tim, Tim, Bartender

Quotes 

• [Drew and his scouts are singing a "special" song] 

  Drew Carey : Who's that in the office, stinking up the place? Mimi! Mimi! Your butt looks like your face!

  [Drew realizes that he's the only one singing] 

  Drew Carey : What the hell are you?

  Timmy : A good scout never insults people.

  Drew Carey : Yeah, but that's thing, Timmy.

  [gestures towards Mimi] 

  Drew Carey : That's not people.

  Mimi Bobeck : You know, kids, Drew's head is just like a piñata. If you hit his head enough times when he's sleeping, candy comes out.

  [the kids gasp] 

  Mimi Bobeck : Well, first blood, then candy. Keep hitting.