Billy Madison (1995)

Kyle Bailey: Kyle

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• Kyle : Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.

  Billy Madison : Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

  Kyle : Really?

  Billy Madison : YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.

  Kyle : Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright!

  Tour Guide : If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

  Billy Madison : OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's go!

• Kyle : Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver.

  [Dan throw's sandwhich at the bus driver] 

  Bus Driver : HEY!

  Veronica Vaughn : Hey who threw that?

  Bus Driver : I'll turn this damn bus around! That'll end your precious field trip pretty damn quick huh! Little shit!

  [quivers lips up and down while face gets red]