Wallace & Gromit: A Close Shave (1995)

Peter Sallis: Wallace

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Quotes 

• Wallace : Have you been peckish during the night? Only, someone's been at me cheese.

• Wallace : [seeing Preston operate a replica of Wallace's Wash-O-Matic]  Where'd you get that from? That's MY machine! I've got patent pending on that!

• Wendolene Ramsbottom : Yer dog's waiting.

  Wallace : Aye, I'd better see to him. The bounce has gone from his bungee.

• [to Gromit, after he escapes from jail with the help of Wallace and the sheep] 

  Wallace : I suppose you'll have to skip the country, now. A fugitive, ay? You'll be hunted down like... well, a dog.

• [the sheep have climbed on top of Wallace in order to help Gromit escape from prison] 

  Wallace : [as they pull Gromit to safety]  Oh, brilliant teamwork, lads!

  Wallace : [he slips on a bar of soap randomly lying about on the pavement and they all come crashing down]  Oh!

• [last lines] 

  Wallace : What's wrong with Wensleydale? Talking of which, all the more for us. And not a sheep to worry us.

  [Lifts the cover of the cheese tray to discover Shaun eating the cheese] 

  Wallace : Get off me cheese! Get off! Get o... Gromit? Gromit! Go for 'im! Oh!

• Wendolene Ramsbottom : He's malfunctioning.

  Wallace : Mal what?

  Wendolene Ramsbottom : Malfunctioning. Preston is a cyberdog.

  Wallace : Cyber what?

  Wendolene Ramsbottom : A robot. Daddy created him for good, but he's turned out evil.

• Wallace : [putting Shaun in his Knit-o-Matic]  There. Nothing to fret over. Just a quick shampoo. We've tested this on Gromit. Haven't we, lad?

  [Gromit nods wearily] 

• Wallace : We'll call him Shaun, eh!

• Wallace : [repeated three times as he keeps track of Gromit's trial]  Oh, Gromit...

• Wallace : Won't you come in? We were just about to have some cheese.

  Wendolene : Oh no, not cheese. Sorry. Brings me out in a rash. Can't stand the stuff.

  Wallace : [gulp]  Not even Wensleydale?

• Wendolene Ramsbottom : I'm sorry about this.

  Wallace : For what?

  Wendolene Ramsbottom : Nothing. Just stay away from me, from my shop, and my silly, silly windows.

• Wallace : Is this place yours?

  Wendolene Ramsbottom : Mm-hmm. My father left it to me. Along with his debts, and a few other things.

• [first lines] 

  Wallace : [in bed]  Porridge today, Gromit! Tuesday!

• Wallace : Do something, Gromit!