- [sending a kid off with a couple of prostitutes]
- Kanning: Well go on, kid, they're not going to bite you. That costs extra.
- Donnie: There's only two things I can't do. One is make love to a woman, the other one is piss up a wall. And right now there's only one of those I regret not being able to do.
- [Donnie suddenly pushes her client off the bed]
- Customer: Dammit, I wasn't finished yet.
- Donnie: You were finished 10 minutes ago; you were just pretending.
- Customer: Well, for 2 bucks I ought to be able to pretend a little.
- Donnie: Why don't you go home and pretend with your wife?
- Customer: Jesus, I'd have to pretend I was in another state!