Kicking and Screaming (1995)
Josh Hamilton: Grover
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Quotes
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Grover : I like that you drink. I like a bartender who drinks. Otherwise I feel like I'm being poisoned.
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Grover : Ok, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn't say a word, you'd be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it'd be quite forward, and if I did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me.
Jane : What do you mean?
Grover : I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.
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Grover : Oh, I've been to Prague. Well, I haven't "been to Prague" been to Prague, but I know that thing, that, "Stop shaving your armpits, read the Unbearable Lightness of Being, date a sculptor, now I know how bad American coffee is thing... "
Jane : They have good beer there.
Grover : "... now I know how bad American beer is thing."
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Grover : You know, despite my efforts, my intense efforts to do nothing... things happen anyway.
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Grover : Prague... you'll come back a bug...
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Grover : Wouldn't that have been embarrassing if I had worn my goatee tonight?
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Grover : You know, even though all 618 of us were wearing caps and gowns out there today, I couldn't help but think it was a coincidence that we were both wearing black.