- Ramsy: [narration] A major part of my life education involved the discovery of Donnie's collection of Playboy magazines. Before college, I had certainly heard of Playboy. What teenage boy hadn't? But I never had the opportunity to study the magazine like I wanted to. My mother would have never understood.
- Donnie: How's it go? The party was going great, and all the boys were feeling Mary. Mary had to leave, so they all jumped for Joy.
- Buck: That's a tough question. That's what I like about you, Ramsy. You always ask the hard ones. Most guys have roommates that ask easy questions like, "How do you circumcise a mosquito?"