Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1995)

Robert Axelrod: Lord Zedd

Quotes 

• Rita Repulsa : What? You spent 2,000 years looking for a tub of snot?

  Lord Zedd : Patience, motormouth. Watch.

  [the slime oozes out of the egg and morphs into Ivan Ooze] 

  Ivan Ooze : Ladies and gentlemen, the Ooze is back!

  Rita Repulsa : He's so handsome.

  Ivan Ooze : Why, thank you.

• Lord Zedd : Do you recall the name Zordon of Eltar?

  [In response, Ivan Ooze rears his head back and roars furiously, firing lightning bolts into the sky] 

  Mordant : I think he's heard of him.

• Ivan Ooze : [to Goldar and Mordant]  Now you have a choice. You either serve me, or you can join these insufferable dingle-dorks!

  [shows them Rita and Zedd inside the snow-dome] 

  Lord Zedd : Goldar, get us out of here!

  Rita Repulsa : Don't listen to that purple booger!

  Lord Zedd : Don't you dare betray me!

  Goldar : Uh, we never liked those dingle-dorks in the first place.

  Mordant : You said it. They stink.

• Rita Repulsa : Well, if it isn't that double-dealing dough head.

  Lord Zedd : I hope those Rangers put that lousy lowlife out of my misery.

  Rita Repulsa , Lord Zedd : Go, Rangers! Go, Rangers! Go, Rangers!

• Ivan Ooze : [enters the Zedd's Palace]  Hi, honey! I'm home!

  Rita Repulsa : You egg-sucking purple pinhead! The Rangers are going after the Great Power! I thought you said this guy was the master of disaster. He's nothing but a slime-infested jelly donut!

  [Ivan throws slime over Rita's mouth] 

  Lord Zedd : Finally someone shut her up!

  Ivan Ooze : Your feebleness is staggering. You obviously need a vacation. I think circumstances force us to choose a new leader and I pick... me!

  [cackling] 

  Lord Zedd : Who does this clown think he's dealing with?

  Ivan Ooze : The bogeyman is taking over.

  [sits on Zedd's throne] 

  Lord Zedd : No one double-crosses Lord Zedd and lives!

  [zaps Ivan with his Z staff] 

  Ivan Ooze : Oh, stop it! It tickles!

  [cackles] 

  Ivan Ooze : My turn.

  [He transforms & shrinks Zedd and Rita both into a snow globe, cackling] 

  Rita Repulsa : [in a munchkin voice]  Way to go, bonehead!

  Lord Zedd : It's fitting so you can't trust anyone in this galaxy.

  Ivan Ooze : Oh, I love snow globes!

  [shakes the snow globe] 

  Rita Repulsa : Earthquake, earthquake!

  Ivan Ooze : Now, you have a choice: You either serve me or you can join these insufferable dingle-dorks.

  Lord Zedd : Goldar, get us out of here!

  Rita Repulsa : Don't listen to that purple booger!

  Lord Zedd : Don't you dare betray me!

  Goldar : Uh, we never like those dingle-dorks in the first place.

  Mordant : You said it, they stink.

• Lord Zedd : I want you to destroy Zordon so that my evil once again remain supreme!

  Ivan Ooze : I will not only destroy him. I will obliterate his entire legacy. It will be as Zordon of Eltar never existed.

  Rita Repulsa : Finally, a *real* man.

• Rita Repulsa : What do I care about some stupid egg?

  Lord Zedd : This is no ordinary egg.

  Rita Repulsa : Well, I say let's hard-boil the thing.

  Mordant : I'm with her. I'm hungry.

  Goldar : That's 'cause you're a pig.