Rent-a-Kid (1995 TV Movie)

Sherry Miller: Valerie Syracuse

Quotes 

• Brandon Ward : I think I saw Lawrence's face on America's Most Wanted. Do you suppose that we should call the police?

  Russ Syracuse : Wow, Brandon. You sure have a wild imagination, don't you?

  Molly Ward : He lies. Don't believe anything he says.

  Brandon Ward : I do lie sometimes, Molly. But that bubblegum you swallowed was radioactive, and you will grow to abnormal proportions.

  [she gets a paranoid looks on her face] 

  Valerie Syracuse : Honey, he's just teasing.

  Brandon Ward : I'm not.

  Russ Syracuse : Brandon, I think you're scaring your little sister.

  Brandon Ward : Fine, but tomorrow, she'll wake up nine feet tall and glowing like a lightbulb.