Life's Work (1996–1997)

Andrew Lowery: Lyndon Knox

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• Dee Dee Lucas : So I guess we found out that there's no relationship here.

  Lyndon Knox : You know, we never had a chance. We rushed into the whole thing.

  Dee Dee : Well, that's true! We only had sex once; we weren't ready for a date!

  Lyndon : Maybe we ought to sleep together for a couple of weeks and if things seem to be working and we're ready, we can take in a movie.

  Dee Dee : No pressure?

  Lyndon : I want this to work out. I can wait!

• Matt Youngster : Well, I got stuck with the short end of the Secret Santa stick this year.

  Lyndon Knox : Wait a minute. Dee Dee and I drew each other, Lisa and Mr. Nash drew each other, so...

  Matt Youngster : Yeah, I got stuck with me. I got myself a home beer-making kit. I already have one at home, and I don't even DRINK.

• Lyndon Knox : We have a relationship based on insulting each other. We both know the deal, Hunter, and no one gets hurt. And now you're crying? That's below the belt!

  Lisa Hunter : I'm sorry, Lyndon, I would never want to do anything to threaten our lack of friendship.

• Lyndon Knox : You know, I never have to worry about getting a sitter when I go out of town. The beauty of being young and single is that I could go away forever and no one would miss me.

  Lisa Hunter : Oh, see how nice that works out - I'm too tired to insult you, so you do it yourself. Thank you! Hey in ten minutes, would you mind making fun of your shoes?

  Lyndon Knox : Alright, but I'm going skiing next week in Vermont, so you have to promise to call yourself "a loud-mouthed shrew."

  Lisa Hunter : Okay. Oh, how about "strident fish wife"?

  Lyndon Knox : Whatever works. I trust you.