Ellen's Energy Adventure (1996 Video)

Ellen DeGeneres: Ellen DeGeneres

Quotes 

• Bill Nye : We have to go back!

  Ellen DeGeneres : Backstage?

  Bill Nye : No, no, no. Way back, like many million years ago!

  Ellen DeGeneres : Okay, but can we stop at a mini mart for some snacks? I have a tendency to get hungry after a couple million years.

  Bill Nye : No can do! Time's a-wasting!

• Ellen DeGeneres : [talking to the audience]  I like your hair...No, not you...I mean, that's okay, but that looks cute.

• Ellen DeGeneres : Oww! Bill? Is that you?

  [a dinosaur growls] 

  Ellen DeGeneres : That's your stomach growling, isn't it? I told you we should have stopped snacks.

  [the dinosaur roars] 

  Ellen DeGeneres : You're not Bill, are you? I mean, your name could be Bill, but you're not the Bill I'm looking for.

• Bill Nye : Ellen, what do you know about gas?

  Ellen DeGeneres : [burps]  Well, if you're stomach's bothering ya, I can get you some club soda.

• Ellen DeGeneres : That's what's going on. Got it? Good. If you don't, then that's your problem, because you're late! And you think about that next time!

• Bill Nye : Better put on these ear protectors, cos this is the Big Bang!

  Ellen DeGeneres : The piggy bank?

  Bill Nye : No! The Big Bang!

• Ellen DeGeneres : Look, Bill, I did ask for your help, but I was kind of hoping you'd like show me a slide show.

  Bill Nye : A slide show? Well, that would be easier, but this is more fun!

• Ellen DeGeneres : Are you saying that when we put gas in our cars, we run on dinosaur soup?

• Bill Nye : One of our ancestors is about to make an important discovery. A discovery that will spark the nations!

  Ellen DeGeneres : Let's hope it's deodorant.

• Ellen DeGeneres : Oh, wait, wait, I know this one! Black gold. Texas tea. Swimming pools. Movie stars. What is the Beverly Hillbillies! Uh, I mean... What is Oil.

• Ellen DeGeneres : [to a flashback of herself]  Hey, you! How about sharing some of those chips?

• Ellen DeGeneres : Of course, nobody locks their doors in New York.

• Bill Nye : Without energy, nothing would happen!

  Ellen DeGeneres : Then we'd really be in jeopardy, wouldn't we?

• Ellen DeGeneres : I'll take a nap for $100.

• Ellen DeGeneres : Is this a nightmare or what?

  Alex Trebek : Oh, Ellen, your first correct response!

• Ellen DeGeneres : 60 years? That's 10 more than 50! 20 more than 40! 30 more than 30!

• Ellen DeGeneres : How are ya? No need to answer.