Freeway (1996)
Reese Witherspoon: Vanessa Lutz
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Quotes
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Vanessa Lutz : Holy shit! Look who got beaten with the ugly stick! Is that you, Bob? I can't believe such a teeny weeny little gun made such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly, Bob! And, hey, I heard you have one of those big poop bags that's like attached to where the shit comes out the side, you're just a big old shitbag ain't you, Bob! You just think of me every time you empty that motherfucking thing, motherfucker!
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Woody Wilson : I am claustrophobic.
Vanessa Lutz : Well, I get claustrophobic suckin' strange dick! Get in there!
Woody Wilson : Please, I've got to pee!
Vanessa Lutz : Well, pee in there, motherfucker! I ain't kidding! Now! Dumbass.
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Vanessa Lutz : Do you wanna get shot a whole buncha times?
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Vanessa Lutz : You shoulda let me out of the car when I asked you to, Bob. You see what happens when ya got bad manners?
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Vanessa Lutz : When a guy does that and hurts someone who never hurt them, that makes him a criminal first and a sick guy second. It's like being sick has to take second place to being crooked. And Bob, you're crooked. You proved that to me tonight.
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Woody Wilson : Why are you doing this?
Vanessa Lutz : 'Cause I'm pissed off and the whole world owes me. Give me your goddamn money!
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Vanessa Lutz : What are ya'll lookin' at? Fuck all ya'll.
[to Bob and Mimi]
Vanessa Lutz : Fuck you, chipmunk face! And your fuckin' skipper wife!
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Vanessa Lutz : [holding a gun to her would-be rapist and killer] This is a crucial question, Bob. Do you believe in the lord Jesus Christ and take him for your personal savior?
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[to Rhonda's sexual advances]
Vanessa Lutz : Alright, I'll make out with you. But no fucking 'cause I'm straight.
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Vanessa Lutz : Them's some big ugly fuckin' teeth you got, Bob.
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Vanessa Lutz : Fuck all y'all.
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Vanessa Lutz : What, you're gonna do sex to me when I'm dead?
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Vanessa Lutz : Well you don't have to worry about him anymore. I took care of him.
Detective Wallace : Mr. Wolverton is in critical condition, but he's not dead.
Vanessa Lutz : [smiles] Oh, yeah right. I shot him so many times.
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Cop #3 : Why were you so convinced we wouldn't believe you ?
Vanessa Lutz : 'Cause I've been in the system, and once you've been in it once, ain't no one never gonna believe you again.
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Rhonda : [Mesquita and her friends approach Vanessa] Chola alert.
Vanessa Lutz : How many?
Rhonda : There's three but you only gotta worry about one.
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Vanessa Lutz : I felt like I had been transformed into a human urinal.
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[after getting slashed]
Guard : You didn't have to kill me!
Vanessa Lutz : I didn't kill you, you dirty little pervert, now give me your car keys before I cut your pecker off!
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Vanessa Lutz : Mister, I'm a person!
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Rhonda : I don't get how a person could go through their whole lives never being into girls. I just... I love girls.
Vanessa Lutz : You can keep 'em.
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Vanessa Lutz : He had this disease, called, um, Wisenheimers, I think. You know, where your brain cells run out into your pee.
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[kneeling down to pray]
Vanessa Lutz : Oh God. God, that was so fuckin' bad.
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Vanessa Lutz : Are you the guy who's been killing all them girls on the freeway, Bob?
[Bob chuckles sadistically]
Vanessa Lutz : Why are you killing all them girls, Bob?
Bob Wolverton : 'Cause I have absolutely reached my fucking limit with people like you, Vanessa.
Vanessa Lutz : What kinda people am I supposed to be?
Bob Wolverton : The alcoholics, the drug addicts, the fathers who fuck their daughters, the drug addicted motherfucking whores with their bastard fucking offspring.
Vanessa Lutz : Hey I ain't no trick baby!
Bob Wolverton : We call them garbage people, and I assure you, you are one of them.
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Vanessa Lutz : I already told you why I shot him you shit-skinned motherfucker.
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Vanessa Lutz : I don't give a good goddamn!
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Larry : What's the secret password?
Vanessa Lutz : Fuck you, you piece of shit...
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Vanessa Lutz : You fucker! You killed my grandma!
Bob Wolverton : That's not all I did to grandma.
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Vanessa Lutz : Get out of the goddamn car, right now, you little pecker snot!
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Vanessa Lutz : What, you really feel sorry for them people? You think normal people just wake up one morning and decide they're going to work in a prison? They're perverts, every last one of them.
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Vanessa Lutz : So what you think it's OK do all sorts of bad stuff to me now?
Bob Wolverton : Well that's an open ended discussion Vanessa dealing with deep philosophical ramifications, something you can hardly grasp. In fact take it from me, a professional, Vanessa, you're an absolute fucking moron!
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Vanessa Lutz : If you try anything, I'm going to shoot you so many times!
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Vanessa Lutz : Any of them fuckos get in my way, I'm going to make them wish they hadn't.
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Bob Wolverton : [abuses Vanessa] Put your fucking pants down, you *fucking cunt*!
Vanessa Lutz : What did you call me?
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[last lines]
Vanessa Lutz : Y'all got a cigarette?
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Vanessa Lutz : [imitating Bob]
Vanessa Lutz : [from DVD subtitles] My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile!
Vanessa Lutz : [from TV closed-captions] My neck may not function, but I have not lost my smile!
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Vanessa Lutz : You know, don't it bother you your own wife bringin' off all them strange guys for money?
Larry : I make her use mouthwash after.
Vanessa Lutz : You like that minty-fresh taste, huh, Larry?
Larry : Vanessa Lutz, I'm getting ready to take a seriously big shit right on top of that pointy little head of yours!