I'm Not Rappaport (1996)

Ossie Davis: Midge Carter

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• Midge : Lord, I asked for help, and you send me a weird Commie blind man.

• Midge : You made it up. You made it all up.

  Nat Moyer : Of course.

  Midge : Conned your own kid.

  Nat Moyer : Go back to sleep.

  Midge : That's a sin!

  Nat Moyer : I did it to save a life: mine.

  Midge : You're not a nice guy. I'm ashamed I even sung a song with you.

  Nat Moyer : You don't understand. Nursing homes were dancing in her head. Desperate measures were required.

• Nat : Hey, Rappaport! I haven't seen you in ages. How have you been?

  Midge : I'm not Rappaport.

  Nat : Rappaport, what happened to you? You used to be a short fat guy, and now you're a tall skinny guy.

  Midge : I'm not Rappaport.

  Nat : Rappaport, you used to be a young guy with a beard, and now you're an old guy with a mustache.

  Midge : I'm not Rappaport.

  Nat : Rappaport, how has this happened? You used to be a cowardly little white guy, and now you're a big imposing black guy.

  Midge : I'm not Rappaport.

  Nat : And you changed your name, too!