Scream (1996)
Skeet Ulrich: Billy
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Quotes
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Sidney Prescott : You sick fucks. You've seen one too many movies!
Billy : Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
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Stu : Shit...
Billy : What?
Stu : Oh, shit.
Billy : [They go into the kitchen to find Sidney and Mr. Prescott gone] Where are they? Where are they?
Stu : I don't know, Billy, but I'm hurtin', man!
[the phone rings]
Stu : Should I let the machine get it?
Billy : [answers it] Hello?
Sidney Prescott : Are you alone in the house?
Billy : Bitch! You bitch, where the fuck are you?
Sidney Prescott : Not so fast, we're going to play a little game. It's called: Guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass!
[Stu is slowly collapsing to the floor]
Billy : Find her, you dipshit! Get up!
Stu : I can't, Billy. You already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man!
[Billy gives Stu the phone]
Billy : [whispers] Talk to her. Talk to her.
Stu : Hello?
Sidney Prescott : Ah, Stu, Stu, Stu... What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you going to tell them?
Stu : Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.
[Billy takes the phone back]
Billy : I'm going to rip you up, bitch, just like your fucking mother!
Sidney Prescott : You've gotta find me first, you pansy-ass momma's boy!
Billy : Fuck!
[He accidentally hits Stu with the phone]
Stu : Ow! You fuckin' hit me with the phone, dick!
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Billy : [licks "blood" from his fingers] Mmmm... corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig's blood in "Carrie."
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Billy : [quoting Norman Bates] We all go a little mad sometimes.
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Sidney Prescott : But this is life. This isn't a movie.
Billy : Sure it is, Sid. It's all a movie. It's all one great big movie.
[pauses]
Billy : Only you can't pick your genre.
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Sidney Prescott : Why? Why did you kill my mother?
Billy : Why? WHY! You hear that, Stu? I think she wants a motive.
[Stu Chortles]
Billy : Well, I don't really believe in motives, Sid. I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?
Stu : No.
Billy : Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lecter like to eat people? DON'T THINK SO! See, it's a lot more scarier when there's no motive, Sid. We did your Mom a favour, Sid. That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or somethin'.
Stu : Yeah, we put her out of her misery, 'cause let's face Sidney, your mother was no Sharon Stone, hmm?
Billy : Is that motive enough for you? How about this? Your slut mother was fucking my father, and she's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me.
[Sid looks astonished]
Billy : How's that for a motive? Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior. It certainly fucked you up. It made you have sex with a psychopath.
Stu : That's right. You gave it up. Now, you're no longer a virgin. You're not a virgin. Now you got to die. Those are the rules.
Billy : So, this game is like a scary movie, Sid. How do you think it's going to end?
Stu : Oh, this is the greatest fun. You're going to love this. We got a surprise for you, Sidney. Yeah, you're going to love this one. It's a scream, baby. Hold a second, be right back.
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Sidney Prescott : How do you - gut someone?
Stu : You take a knife and you slit 'em from groin to sternum.
Billy : Hey. It's called tact, you fuck-rag.
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Sidney Prescott : Why are you doing this?
Billy : It's all part of the game, Sidneeeee!
[raises machine to mouth and shouts]
Billy : It's called GUESS HOW I'M GONNA DIE!
Sidney Prescott : Fuck you!
Billy : We've already played that game. Remember? You lost.
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Billy : [killer's Voice] What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.
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Billy : It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up.
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Stu : I didn't kill anybody.
Billy : Nobody said you did.
Stu : Thanks, buddy!
Randy : Besides... "Takes a MAN to do something like that!"
Stu : I ought to gut your ass in a second, kid.
Randy : [using Jerry Lewis' voice] Tell me something. Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas.
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Billy : What do I have to do to prove to you that I'm not a killer?
