- Rob: [big voice] Welcome to Virtual Encounters!
- Amy: Oh, my God, you scared me!
- Rob: Please accept my apologies. I am here to serve you. My name is Rob.
- Amy: Rob?
- [scoffs]
- Rob: Believe me, it was not my choice. Please state your name.
- Amy: Amy Berry.
- [as if she's in an escalator, pushes button, there is a zapping sound]
- Amy: Hey! What was that?
- Rob: A preliminary bio-genetic scan. Perfectly harmless. Please, step forward.
- Amy: [scoffs] Step forward? Where?
- [like in elevator, doors slide open]
- Amy: I don't know about this.
- Rob: Your friend Michael said you would be apprehensive.
- Amy: I'd like to think 'cautious' is a better word.
- [scoffs]
- Rob: You have nothing to fear. You are about to experience the greatest thrill of your adult life!
- Amy: Happy birthday, Amy!
- [moves forward gingerly]
- Rob: [dulcet tone] Virtual Encounters is a full sensory interactive experience. You may just watch. Or participate. The choice is yours.
- [she nods]
- Rob: Place the virtual visor securely over your head.
- Amy: [as she puts on the helmet-like device] God! I feel like some extra in a low-budget sci-fi movie.
- [laughter in her voice]
- Rob: If I did not know better, I'd think that was an insult.