Fired Up (1997–1998)

Sharon Lawrence: Gwen Leonard

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• Gwen : Your brother is out of control! We need some rules around here!

  Terri : ...and we shall call them THE GWEN COMMANDMENTS!

• Gwen : If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!

  Terri : Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.

• Terri : Now, look Gwen, y'know if we're gonna keep living together in this loft, we're gonna have to have some rules.

  Gwen : Oh, no! Rules are the enemies of successful people!

  Terri : Actually, rules are the enemies of criminals.

• Gwen : Is there coffee?

  Terri : There's a coffee MAKER.

  Gwen : Which one of you would that be?

• Guy : You see the man sitting at the corner booth--oh, please don't turn around!

  Terry : Then no, we don't!

  Guy : His name is Bobby H. He's connected."

  Gwen : To the table?

• Gwen : Happy birthday, Guy! If you could have seen the look on your face!

  Guy : I did. I practiced in the mirror before I came in.

• Guy : You know, you have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince.

  Gwen : [kisses him]  There, one frog closer.

• Gwen : What an interseting space this is! You live in a clocktower! Did your mother live in a shoe?

• Gwen : You never told me you had a brother!

  Terri : Yes, I did.

  Gwen : Well, you didn't make it sound important!

• Gwen : How do you do?

  Guy : No one's ever complained.

  Gwen : Some people are just polite.

• Gwen : If I go to bed without my hair styled, I'll be ugly in my dreams.

• Gwen : I thought downsizing was a good thing, like going from a size 6 to a size 4!

• Terry : Yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do when I don't get those middle-of-the-night phone calls to bring you your diaphragm.

  Gwen : Well, what if I promise not to do that... as much?

• Terry : You're welcome to have coffee but you're just going to have to make it yourself.

  Gwen : I don't even like to buy it myself.

• Terry : I think these three seminary students were flirting with me!

  Gwen : Really? Well those boys must have missed orientation day!