- Hank: Soccer was invented by European Ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking...
- [repeated line, mainly when starting a Boggle game but said at other times too]
- Peggy Hill: Hoo Yeah!
- Peggy Hill: [Bobby the Magician] Hank I know girl poison when I see it! I want grandchildren! Now put a stop to that!
- Lord Featherbottom: It's just as well we're going to die. Who wants to live in a World without God?
- [repeated line]
- Monsignor Martinez: Vaya con dios.
- [repeated line, when Hank and his friends hang out]
- Hank: Yep.
- Dale Gribble: Yep.
- Bill Dauterive: Yep.
- Boomhauer: Mm-hmm.