Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Joe Morton: Cabel Chamberlain
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Quotes
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Elwood Blues : Seeing as we're kinda like step-brothers, I thought maybe you could help me out.
Cab Chamberlain : How could I do that?
Elwood Blues : I need $500 for this car, see? And I thought maybe you could, you know, loan me the money... OR...
Cab Chamberlain : "OR" what?
Elwood Blues : I'm thinking of putting the band back together. Maybe you could join us.
Cab Chamberlain : I'm a commander in the Illinois State Police, and I enjoy my job. You *waltz* in here telling me I have a dead, white criminal brother, who was in a band which, the last time they played anywhere, were charged with
[looks to computer screen]
Cab Chamberlain : grand larceny, wreckless endangerment,
[raises his voice getting louder]
Cab Chamberlain : felonious motor vehicle assault, over SEVEN HUNDRED violations of the highway traffic act and DAMAGES, both public and private, IN EXCESS OF $24,000,000 and *YOU* ARE ASKING *ME* IF I WANT TO JOIN THIS BAND?
Elwood Blues : [nonchalantly] I could show you all the moves.
Cab Chamberlain : GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
Elwood Blues : [stands up and opens his arms] I think you need a hug.
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Cab Chamberlain : I thought you said she was old and ugly.
Elwood Blues : Ix-nay on the ugly-ay.