Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)

Joe Morton: Cabel Chamberlain

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Quotes 

• Elwood Blues : Seeing as we're kinda like step-brothers, I thought maybe you could help me out.

  Cab Chamberlain : How could I do that?

  Elwood Blues : I need $500 for this car, see? And I thought maybe you could, you know, loan me the money... OR...

  Cab Chamberlain : "OR" what?

  Elwood Blues : I'm thinking of putting the band back together. Maybe you could join us.

  Cab Chamberlain : I'm a commander in the Illinois State Police, and I enjoy my job. You *waltz* in here telling me I have a dead, white criminal brother, who was in a band which, the last time they played anywhere, were charged with

  [looks to computer screen] 

  Cab Chamberlain : grand larceny, wreckless endangerment,

  [raises his voice getting louder] 

  Cab Chamberlain : felonious motor vehicle assault, over SEVEN HUNDRED violations of the highway traffic act and DAMAGES, both public and private, IN EXCESS OF $24,000,000 and *YOU* ARE ASKING *ME* IF I WANT TO JOIN THIS BAND?

  Elwood Blues : [nonchalantly]  I could show you all the moves.

  Cab Chamberlain : GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!

  Elwood Blues : [stands up and opens his arms]  I think you need a hug.

• Cab Chamberlain : I thought you said she was old and ugly.

  Elwood Blues : Ix-nay on the ugly-ay.