Out to Sea (1997)

Brent Spiner: Gil Godwyn

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• Herb : [to Gil Godwyn while in the lifeboat]  Listen to me, you sniveling little brown-nose. I have lived for 71 years, I've fought a war, I've buried my wife and I've survived 48 white sales at Gimble's. So if you think a little fop like you is gonna stop me, you've got another think coming!

  Gil Godwyn : How DARE you speak to me like that!

  Charlie : May I say something, sir?

  Gil Godwyn : No you may NOT!

  [Charlie blows an air horn in Gil's face] 

• Gil Godwyn : I'm your worst nightmare: a song-and-dance man raised on a military base.

• [Ellen heard Gil's rant] 

  Ellen Carruthers : You know, Gil. I never believed it but it's true. You really *are* an asshole!

  Gil Godwyn : [flustered]  I was simply doing my job.

  Ellen Carruthers : Oh, you have no job. You're fired. Mac, as of now, you're my new CD.

  Jonathan Devereaux : [as Ellen starts to leave]  What about *me*?

  Ellen Carruthers : [pointing to Mac]  You're... his friend.

  [leaves] 

  Ellen Carruthers : [Mac and Jonathan turn on Gil] 

• [Herb and Charlie have successfully left the ship in the lifeboat] 

  Gil Godwyn : [furiously]  I hope your boat capsizes and you drown like bloody rats!

  Charlie , Herb : Bye!

  [Ellen Carruthers walks in at this point] 

  Gil Godwyn : When that old bag makes me VP, I'll see to it you two never work on a cruise ship again as long as you LIVE!

  [turns around, sees Ellen] 

  Gil Godwyn : [shocked, but tries to save face]  Good evening, Ellen.

• [Mac has replaced Gil as the Cruise Director] 

  Gil Godwyn : What's she talking about?

  Mac Valor : She's talking about "Button that button, you little prick!"

  [leaves] 

  Jonathan Devereaux : Prick.

  [leaves] 

  Jonathan Devereaux : [Gil stands there, still in shock] 

• Gil Godwyn : [Sniffing Charles]  Is that cologne, or Armor All?

  Charlie : That's close, close. It's cologne, but I bought it at a gas station.

• Gil Godwyn : We shall have to call the Guinness Book of Records about your friend Charlie.

  Herb : What? Now what?

  Gil Godwyn : Oh, he's taking the longest piss in freaking recorded history

• Herb : I'll tell you the truth, Gil, I lost my wife not too long ago...

  Gil Godwyn : Oh, good. Good! Tell it to the ladies. They eat it up.

• Gil : I've got my eye on you, Gordon.

  Charlie Gordon : You're not so bad yourself! Heh! Heh! Heh!