- Stella Payne: This from the guy who makes a midnight run to the video store and comes back with Booty Call and the Lion King!
- Stella Payne: So how old are you anyway, young man?
- Winston Shakespeare: Well, I'll be 21 on my next birthday so I guess that makes me 20. And how old are you, young lady?
- Stella Payne: 40.
- Winston Shakespeare: No, truthfully.
- Stella Payne: [eating breakfast] Something sure smells good.
- Winston Shakespeare: It's my cologne, it's new.
- Stella Payne: I meant the food.
- Winston Shakespeare: Oh.
- Stella Payne: [in her mind] I meant the cologne.