Return to Me (2000)

Holly Wortell: Marsha

Quotes 

• Marsha : [as Grace is bringing water to their table]  Oh no-no-no-no-no! Do you have *bottled* water?

  Grace Briggs : Sure. Anybody else?

  Marsha : I don't want Swiss water. I got sick on an imported Swiss water.

  [to her friend] 

  Marsha : Do you remember that night? As long as it's not Swiss or tap water it will be fine, preferably French, no bubbles. I want it cold, no ice, no glass, just the bottle and a straw. Do you want to write it down? I don't want Swiss water, I got sick on an imported Swiss water once...

  Grace Briggs : I'm pretty sure I got it.

  Marsha : [later, as Grace is telling her the specials]  That sounds so *fattening*. Is every dish here cooked in *oil*?

  Grace Briggs : No... some we boil in Swiss water.

• Shari : Ok. I'm doing this new food combination so I don't really need something...

  Grace Briggs : We have some specials this evening. The Chicken Vesuvio...

  Charlie Johnson : Please! I'm around them all day. I didn't mean... It was... I'm a vet.

  Grace Briggs : ...and a corn beef and cabbage souffle and a spinach ravioli in arrabiatta sauce which is my favorite.

  Bob Rueland : I'll have that.

  Marsha : That sounds so fattening.

  Bob Rueland : Well, just order something else.

  Marsha : Well, is every dish here cooked in oil?

  Grace Briggs : No, some we boil in Swiss water.

• Grace Briggs : Good evening.

  Marsha : Oh, no no no no no no no. Do you have bottled water?

  Grace Briggs : Sure. Anyone else?

  Charlie Johnson : May I have a wine list please?

  Grace Briggs : Sure.

  Bob Rueland : Do we know each other?

  Grace Briggs : Uh, I think so. You been in here before?

  Bob Rueland : No, I think I'd remember an Irish-Italian restaurant.

  Grace Briggs : Uh, yeah. You would.

  Marsha : Oh, my gah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. My water? I don't want a Swiss water. I got sick on an imported Swiss water once. Do you remember that night?

  Shari : Oh, that was awful.

  Charlie Johnson : You were there?

  Marsha : Do you remember that? Horrible! As long as it's not Swiss or tap water, it'll be fine. Preferably French, no bubbles. I want it cold. No ice, no glass. Just a bottle and a straw. Do you want to write it down? I don't want Swiss water. I got sick once.

  Shari : It was really bad.

  Grace Briggs : I'm pretty sure I got it.

  Bob Rueland : I'm sorry. Can I get a cup of coffee?

  Grace Briggs : Sure.

  Bob Rueland : No straw.

• Marsha : Where are the menus? What is going on?

• Bob Rueland : Oh, I bet that's refreshing.

  Marsha : Oh, such a difference.

  Grace Briggs : Here you go.

  Marsha : It's about time!

• Marsha : Oh my gosh. Look at us. Matching green. Matchy, matchy green squared. Oh, I'll take care of that.