The Acid House (1998)

Ewen Bremner: Colin 'Coco' Bryce (segment "The Acid House")

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• Colin 'Coco' Bryce : COCO FUCKIN' BRYCE!

• Rory : Awww, the wee Tom-Tom. Goo goo, ga ga.

  Colin 'Coco' Bryce : Shut your fuckin' mouth, you, ya specky git.

• Colin 'Coco' Bryce : [about to be breast-fed]  Phwoar, ya dirty cunt, ye. You've got some set a' jugs on ye, right enough, doll. Business gear.

• Jenny : [Coco, as a baby, has just spoken]  You spoke, Tom.

  Colin 'Coco' Bryce : Aye, I did. Look, sit doon. I mean sit down. Fuck... eh? You'd better not say nowt to no cunt about this, right?

• Colin 'Coco' Bryce : I'm gettin' a wee bit hungry, though, eh.

  Jenny : Oh, I'll take you home and make you something.

  Colin 'Coco' Bryce : Eh, I was thinkin' a wee bit more of the... tit.