Clive is concerned about the flat not being real, Arthur has worries about the Zircon spy satellite, and Helen wants to liberate Debbie McGee from the Paul Daniels Magic Show.
Clive and Helen want to talk about the axing of Nick's ITV sitcom, but he's more interested in performing some improv comedy. Meanwhile, Bermuda Triangle don't understand the word "topical", and Sooty is exposed.
Arnold is on the roof, in amongst the audience, and selling a new album of his greatest one-liners. Meanwhile, Bermuda Triangle perform a Cockney medley before announcing they have to leave early for another gig.
There's tensions as football takes over the television, and the house band come to blows. There's also a hazardous trip to the launderette, and Arnold starts writing in his own fan mail, complaining about the rest of the show.