Sparkle's Tavern (1976)

George Kuchar: Mr. Pupik

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Quotes 

• Mr. Pupik : Don't be frightened of the word orgasm. Just consider it the highest form of religious experience.

  Mrs. Blake : That's what I thought! A religious experience!

• [Mr. Pupik dances around Mrs. Blake's porch playing a saxophone, then he suddenly begins singing] 

  Mr. Pupik : Mrs. Blake, Mrs. Blake, smells like you just baked a cake. Share your cake, Mrs. Blake, please don't leave me with a tummy aaaaaache!

  Brandon : How does he know your name?

  Mrs. Blake : I can't imagine!

• Mr. Pupik : I have nothing to sell but plenty to give away. To the right person.

  Brandon : Oh, and Mrs. Blake is that right person?

  Mr. Pupik : Correct. Now, I have several prizes for you today, Mrs. Blake, that you can choose from. Let's see. Oh, we have security, purity, happiness, love - with or without lust... luck - good, bad or both... anxiety...

  Brandon : Oh wait, wait, hold it right there. Would you care to explain why anyone in their right mind would want to have bad luck or anxiety? I mean, those don't exactly sound like prizes to me.

  Mr. Pupik : Your guess is as good as mine, Brandon, but some people want 'em so bad that they have 'em just about every day.