Breast Men (1997 TV Movie)

Leila Kenzle: Arlene

Quotes 

• Male Interviewer : Arlene - Mary Kay Rep.

  [claps board] 

  Arlene : Can I borrow your pencil?

  [With her face out of view, Arlene receives a pencil, then opens her blouse, baring her breasts. She talks to us] 

  Arlene : This is called the pencil test. It's supposed to fall to the floor.

  [She puts the pencil under her left breast. The pencil doesn't fall] 

  Arlene : I love my children, but I'm a little resentful for what they did to my breasts.

  [She removes the pencil and returns it] 

  Arlene : Thanks. It's like someone blew up a balloon and then they let all the air out.