Idle Hands (1999)

Elden Henson: Pnub

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Quotes 

• Anton : Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?

  Mick : Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...

  Anton : Music?

  Pnub : Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".

  Anton : So what happened?

  Mick : We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far!

• Pnub : Maybe we should clean that up.

  Mick : Yeah, and while we're at it, let's just clean the whole fuckin' house.

• Pnub : As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day.

• [last lines] 

  Mick : Hey, you were right. Anton does scream like a girl!

  Pnub : You think we should tell him that we put that writing on the ceiling?

  Mick : Fuck it!

  Pnub : Hey, let's go walk through a nurse!

  Mick : Okay, but be careful. Some of them are guys.

• Pnub : Why would we go to hell? We're not bad, we're not exactly good or anything, but at least we don't go around killing people!

• Pnub : [after finding Curtis and his date dead in his car]  What a waste.

  Mick : I thought you didn't like Curtis.

  Pnub : I'm talkin' about that ass!

  Mick : Well, at least he died happy.

• Anton : What the fuck are you doing, man? Come on, that's my dad!

  Pnub : CPR, man! I saw it on Baywatch, man!

• Pnub : Don't you watch the news?

  Anton : I hate that fucking show.

• Pnub : This ain't Dominos you lazy bitch, come get it yourself!

• Mick : SWEET JESUS!

  Pnub : Ok, that wasn't my fault, that thing should've come down a LOT slower!

• Pnub : [Anton, Mick and Pnub, find that the 'killer' has written the word 'ANT' on the floor in blood after finding the corpses of Anton's parents]  "Ant?" They-they were killed by ants?

  Mick : [annoyed]  Please don't be stupid.

  [to Anton] 

  Mick : Do you have, like, an evil aunt?

• Anton : So, what are you guys doing here?

  Pnub : We need a place to kick it. Don't be selfish, Anton! No one else's parents are dead!

• Anton : [while attempting to cut his hand off]  This is it, I know it.

  Pnub : Those things won't even cut my bagel.

• Pnub : Hey, don't forget my bong.

  Mick : You did not make that bong.

  Pnub : Yeah, I arc-welded it and shit.

  Mick : You don't even take auto shop.

  Pnub : Fuck you!

• Anton : [after cutting his hand off]  Where did it go?

  Pnub : What, you mean the hand?

  Anton : Of course I mean the hand!

  Pnub : Try looking up your ass.

• Pnub : Why don't you just go over there and tell her your name. Maybe she'll think you're... funny or something.

• [Molly's dress rips revealing her underwear] 

  Pnub : Bet she wins best costume.

• Pnub : Watch the head. It's on kinda loose.

• Pnub : And if your mother had teeth, she wouldn't suck dick so well. What's your point?"

• Pnub : You scream like a girl.

• Pnub : [while Mick is clapping]  Go go Buffalo!