Kevin Turvey: The Man Behind the Green Door (1982 TV Movie)
Robbie Coltrane: Mick
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Quotes
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Kevin Turvey : [attempting an interview with Mick] A-ha! I can see that you're fishing.
[Mick ignores him]
Kevin Turvey : A-ha, I can see that you're fishing.
[gives Mick a kick]
Kevin Turvey : A-ha!
Mick : Ow!
Kevin Turvey : I can see that you're...
Mick : You just kicked me!
Kevin Turvey : No, I didn't. A-ha, I can see...
Mick : Yes, you did, you just kicked me!
Kevin Turvey : No, I didn't! A-ha, I can see that you're fishing... Tell me, is that your rod, mate?
Mick : [looks around] Who did kick me, then?
Kevin Turvey : Is that your rod there?
Mick : What are you going on about?
Kevin Turvey : Look, I just want to know if that's your rod or not!
Mick : 'Course it's my bloody rod! Do you think I nicked it?
Kevin Turvey : Look, I'm just asking you a question! Er, now look... isn't it a nice day, mate?
Mick : No.
Kevin Turvey : Well, then, do you think that football is better than fishing or not?
Mick : Er, yeah. Yes.
Kevin Turvey : A-ha! In that case, why are you fishing, mate?
Mick : 'COS I WANT TO CATCH A FISH!
Kevin Turvey : Look, I know... Listen, er, Mick... how many fish do you think there is in this lake?
Mick : Er... I should say about seven.
Kevin Turvey : [to the camera] So, there you have it. Whether you're playing football or fishing, there's more fish in there than... six.
Mick : Or maybe eight.
Kevin Turvey : [storms off] Oh, forget it! It was just a complete waste of time!
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Mick : Do you know what I miss most about the army?
Kevin Turvey : What?
Mick : Sitting in me own mess.
[Kevin shuffles away from Mick on the sofa]