Out of Control (1984–1985)

Dave Coulier: Dave, Ha-Ha

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Quotes 

• Dave : Cut... it... out!

• Dave : Do you have my favorite song, "The Burping Chili Man"? It's by a band called Dave and the Chili-Burpers.

• Waldo : [reading a letter]  I've won something. It's an Irish broom for sweeping meat.

  Dave : [takes the letter and reads it]  Waldo, you just won the Irish Sweepstakes!

• Hern Burferd : I don't want that. I want the kind of woman who can pound in nails with her bare fists, and carry me to bed when I've fallen asleep in my E-Z chair.

  Dave : Hern, do you want a wife, or a gorilla?

• Dave : OK, here's a game called One Potato Two. 'One potato, two potato, three potato four. Five potato, six potato, seven potato or...thirteen tomatoes, one potato sitting by my bathroom door...'