The Rat Pack (1998 TV Movie)
Joe Mantegna: Dean Martin
Quotes
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Joey Bishop : Hey, did we kill tonight or what?
[Dean does not reply]
Joey Bishop : We killed tonight. I haven't laughed like that...
Dean Martin : ...since I played a little club in Poughkeepse back in 1944.
Joey Bishop : What're you saying, we weren't funny tonight?
Dean Martin : What I'm saying is erm... watch this.
[to two women]
Dean Martin : Scuse me ladies
[he babbles, and they laugh]
Joey Bishop : Yeah, so?
Dean Martin : So, the world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment pally. One of these days everybody's gonna wake up with a heck of a hangover, down two aspirin and a glass of tomato juice and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.
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Frank Sinatra : There's a reason why we're all here tonight...
Dean Martin : You threatened us.
[laughter]
Dean Martin : Did he threaten you too Sammy?
Sammy Davis, Jr. : Um, I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it might incinerate me baby.
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Dean Martin : Hey Frank, how do you make a fruit cordial?
Frank Sinatra : I don't know Dean, how do you make a fruit cordial?
Dean Martin : Be nice to it.