Constantine Zuba was the Nom de Porn of my old friend Doug Collins. This film is a mystery to me. The cast is populated with people I knew well, and hired often. I do recognize some of the music. I'm certainly in it. My old friend and partner Bill Markle shot it. Bill's ancient Volkswagon Squareback is actually in a shot. But I just do not remember ever making a film about space or astronauts. It's not something I would write. It was made forty four years ago, so it's possible that I have simply forgotten making it. The sex scenes, while certainly acceptable, seem too busy and unchoreographed. They needed to be cleaner. The story telling is messy. Did I make it? Maybe. But I doubt it.
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Tryouts for that big mile high club in the sky
Woodyanders28 December 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Three stewardess have to prove that they have the right stuff to accompany astronauts on a trip to Jupiter in order to ensure that said astronauts don't become gay due to a lack of female companionship (!).
Directors Shaun Costello and Constantine Zuba keep the slight, but still enjoyable story moving along at a steady pace and maintain an amiable lighthearted tone throughout. The sex scenes are pretty hot and dynamic, with a sequence in a horse stable rating as the definite scorching highlight. Alan Marlowe acquits himself well as the lucky guy who gets to test the gals while Mary Stuart, Holly Wainwright, and Dianne Keating all throw their inhibitions to the wind and perform their carnal activities with arousing aplomb. The cool eclectic soundtrack includes Mike Oldfield's "Tubular Bells" and "L.A. Woman" by The Doors. Nice surprise ending, too. A bawdy good time.
Directors Shaun Costello and Constantine Zuba keep the slight, but still enjoyable story moving along at a steady pace and maintain an amiable lighthearted tone throughout. The sex scenes are pretty hot and dynamic, with a sequence in a horse stable rating as the definite scorching highlight. Alan Marlowe acquits himself well as the lucky guy who gets to test the gals while Mary Stuart, Holly Wainwright, and Dianne Keating all throw their inhibitions to the wind and perform their carnal activities with arousing aplomb. The cool eclectic soundtrack includes Mike Oldfield's "Tubular Bells" and "L.A. Woman" by The Doors. Nice surprise ending, too. A bawdy good time.
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