Charmed (1998–2006)

Wolfgang Bodison: Witch Doctor

Quotes 

• Witch Doctor : It's only a matter of time before they destroy themselves.

  Paige : Talk about premature jubilation. You, gentlemen might want to see a doctor about that.

• [Witch doctor appears dressed in a suit] 

  Witch Doctor : How may I be of service?

  Paige : Are you a witch doctor?

  Witch Doctor : Let me guess. You were expecting someone with a bone through the nose and shrunken head necklace, perhaps?

  Phoebe : Yeah, actually. Yeah. Yeah.

  [Paige nods in agreement] 

• Witch Doctor : You sure these are good witches that live here?

  Leo : The best. Although one of them is going to go very evil on us if we don't get this room cleaned up in a hurry. Believe me.

  Witch Doctor : Is that a fact?

  Leo : Well, not literally.