- Transilvania Extra: Hey, babe... what's big and hot and hard, and comes at night?
- Transilvania Extra: Ohh, I don't know?
- Transilvania Extra: A good shit, after a chicken vindaloo.
- Lilith Silver: Part of what's great about being a vampire is that rational people will never buy into it.
- Sethane Blake: Wake up! When you've been around as long as I have, you don't just infiltrate the power structures. You *are* the power structures! The world's a stage, and people... are playthings.
- Lilith Silver: You're the most pig-headed, arrogant vampire I've ever met.
- Sethane Blake: At least I know what it *means* to be a vampire.
- Lilith Silver: [Last lines, before credits roll] I told you, you knew fuck all about vampires. But really, there's only one essential truth you need to know: that is, we're a contradiction. It's funny, that's the one thing humans never seem to be able to work out. Still, hasn't that always been the problem with humans? They just don't... smile enough.