Alice in Wonderland (1999 TV Movie)

Jason Flemyng: Sir Jack, the Knave of Hearts, Cad

Quotes 

• Sir Jack, the Knave of Hearts : I agree entirely.

  Queen of Hearts : Don't be ridiculous.

  Sir Jack, the Knave of Hearts : Would I lie to you, your Majesty?

  Queen of Hearts : Yes.

  Sir Jack, the Knave of Hearts : Oh well, thank you. Compliments are always welcome.

  Queen of Hearts : You're an idiot.

  Sir Jack, the Knave of Hearts : That's right, your Majesty. Only you could spot that. It takes one to know one.

  Queen of Hearts : A complete idiot.

• Sir Jack, the Knave of Hearts : [on trial for stealing tarts]  Oh, I confess. I didn't do it. And I'm glad glad glad I didn't do it.