Gimme Gimme Gimme (1999–2001)

Mark Monero: Zippy

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• [Linda's son Zippy is trying to find out who is father is from his birth certificate] 

  Zippy : It says here his name was Owen Nistand

  Linda : What?

  Zippy : Owen Nistand

  Linda : Let me see

  [looks at it] 

  Linda : Oh! Hahahahaha! That's not Owen Nistand that's one night stand! Your daddy was a one night stand! I wasn't good at spelling in those days.

• Zippy : Are you pleased to see me?

  Linda : Of course I'm pleased to see you Zippy. It's just a shock, I haven't been this shocked since well I gave birth to you. I thought you were wind, I very nearly called you Fart.