Pirates of Silicon Valley (TV Movie 1999) Poster

(1999 TV Movie)

John DiMaggio: Steve Ballmer

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Quotes 

  • Bill Gates : I think I had a date tonight with Ann.

    Ballmer : I thought she was away on business.

    Bill Gates : She is.

    Ballmer : Then how can you have a date?

    Bill Gates : Well, I go to a movie here, and then she goes to the same movie in Denver, and then we talk on the phone about it afterwards.

    Ballmer : Jeez Bill, I hate to see what happens when you two have sex.

    [cackling] 

  • Ballmer : Bill, I don't know if it's the clothes on the floor or you, but something in here definitely needs to be hosed down.

  • Ballmer : You're the only guy I know who pays strippers to put their clothes on!

  • Bill Gates : Honest to God, Ballmer. You have no culture.

    Ballmer : Oh yeah, like you go around reading Plato! You're the only guy I know who can make furniture out of Playboys. Look, you got enough to make a chair. You don't have to worry about 'em moving around, 'cause they're all stuck together...

    [laughs at his own joke] 

    Ballmer : They're all stuck together!

  • Ballmer : Bill, you're gonna have to come up with a better pickup line because asking her her SAT score is NOT going to do it!

  • Ballmer : [People shouting "Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve"]  Tell me something. When did this stop being a business and start being a religion?

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