Alex Menglet: Taylor
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Taylor : Do you reckon I should look at P for prostitute or E for escort?
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Flip : Yeah, I heard tell once dudes that a guy has about 4,000 times in him before he's all used up.
Milo : It's fucking bullshit.
Danny : More like forty thousand.
Otis : In your dreams, stick man.
Danny : Add it up, two times a day, seven days a week for what... I don't know 40 years?
Taylor : Two times a day?
Otis : Who the fuck gets to do it two times a fucking day?
Danny : Me and Jess used to.
Otis : Two times a day, seven days a week, 52 weeks a year...
Danny : Me and Jess used to do it five times a day.
Taylor : For forty years? What about hangovers? What about christmas day? How the fuck are you going to do it five times on a Christmas Day while the family is sitting around carving up the turkey?
Danny : Make up for it at night with the wife.
Taylor : Wife? What wife? You haven't had a wife in over six months.
Danny : I haven't got a problem getting women. I've got this thing I do that make them go gaga.
Otis : How exactly do you mean gaga?
Danny : Gaga. Insane, beserk, talking in tongues, you know... gaga.
Milo : What like some sort of secret weapon?
Flip : Some kind of weird sideways movement?
Danny : I can't really say flip, but its pretty special. Though it could be worth a lot of money.
Taylor : Let's just get this straight. You're 20-something years old, you have no job, no money, very few prospescts. You haven't been seen in the vicinity of anything which even faintly resembles a member of the opposite sex in over 6 months. And yet you sit here and tell us that you have some kind of special thing that makes the other side go gaga. Well if it makes them go so fucking gaga what the fuck are you doing here with us losers?
Flip : He's got a point there Danster.
Danny : Well I didn't say it fixed all the emotional stuff did I?
