Someday You'll Find Her, Charlie Brown (1981 TV Short)
Rocky Reilly: Linus van Pelt
Quotes
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Linus van Pelt : [after Linus rings the doorbell, the first girl does not turn out to be pretty] Yes?
[Linus stammers, Charlie Brown signals to him she is not the one]
Linus van Pelt : My friend out there has fallen madly in love with you.
Loretta : [smiles] Ooh!
Linus van Pelt : And he would like to meet you.
Loretta : Yes!
[Charlie Brown goes nervous]
Linus van Pelt : My friend says he saw you at last week's game - a honey shot.
Loretta : Well! Where is this lothario?
Linus van Pelt : Is this the girl, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown : [shouts] NO!
[Loretta goes sad and Charlie Brown sighs in relief]
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Teenager : [to Linus after opening the door, in a hoarse voice] Yes?
Linus van Pelt : [amazed at how stunning she looks] He's right! You ARE beautiful!
Teenager : So I'm beautiful. What do you want?
Linus van Pelt : I have this friend who's madly in love you. He saw you at the football game.
Teenager : [smiles] You have? Where is he?
[She sees Charlie Brown, who signals to Linus indicating she is not the one]
Teenager : [angry at this] That kid choking out there?
Linus van Pelt : Yes, he saw you at the game and fell madly in love with you.
Teenager : That little kid - I'm not interested in little kids!
Linus van Pelt : You were at the football game, weren't you?
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Charlie Brown : Two seconds is all you need to fall in love.
Linus van Pelt : [Rolling his eyes] Especially when it happens every week.