Someday You'll Find Her, Charlie Brown (1981 TV Short)
Grant Wehr: Charlie Brown
Quotes
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Linus van Pelt : [after Linus rings the doorbell, the first girl does not turn out to be pretty] Yes?
[Linus stammers, Charlie Brown signals to him she is not the one]
Linus van Pelt : My friend out there has fallen madly in love with you.
Loretta : [smiles] Ooh!
Linus van Pelt : And he would like to meet you.
Loretta : Yes!
[Charlie Brown goes nervous]
Linus van Pelt : My friend says he saw you at last week's game - a honey shot.
Loretta : Well! Where is this lothario?
Linus van Pelt : Is this the girl, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown : [shouts] NO!
[Loretta goes sad and Charlie Brown sighs in relief]
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[last lines]
Charlie Brown : [after Linus departs for his new girlfriend's barbecue, Charlie pulls out a book. He flips through it, then reads] "Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all."
[deleted line]
Charlie Brown : Whoever said this must have been happily married for 20 years, with 5 kids. Either that or he was a glutton for punishment.
[He tears out the page and throws it away, then reads another]
Charlie Brown : "Does the imagination dwell the most upon a woman won, or on a woman lost?" AAAAGGGHHH!
[He tosses the entire book into a nearby garbage can]
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Charlie Brown : Two seconds is all you need to fall in love.
Linus van Pelt : [Rolling his eyes] Especially when it happens every week.