The Scottish Tale (1998)

Camilla Polhemus: Fiona

Quotes 

• Mack : Can't you stop being so cantankerous?

  Fiona : I'm not being cantankerous.

  Mack : By saying you're cantankerous you're being cantankerous.

  Fiona : So I'm cantankerous. At least I didn't run over a skunk.

• Sarah : I could imagine a monk living here scribbling away on a book that no one will ever read.

  Fiona : Mack lives here. He's working on a book.