The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror VI (1995)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz

Quotes 

• [while Bart is playing frisbee with his dog, Willie arrives at his front yard] 

  Groundskeeper Willie : Glad to rake your acquaintance.

  [laughs evilly] 

  Bart Simpson : [Bart wakes up screaming] 

  Bart Simpson : [sighs]  Ohh... it was only a dream.

  [Bart sees the scratches on his body and screams again] 

  Homer Simpson : [from elsewhere, sounding worried]  Bart! Is that you?

  Bart Simpson : Yes!

  Homer Simpson : Take out the garbage.

• Dr. Hibbert : Homer, this is your physician, Dr. Julius Hibbert. Can you tell us what's it like in there?

  Homer Simpson : Um, it's like, uh... did anyone see the movie Tron?

  Dr. Hibbert : No.

  Lisa Simpson : No.

  Chief Wiggum : No.

  Marge Simpson : No.

  Bart Simpson : No.

  Selma : No.

  Chief Wiggum : No.

  Ned Flanders : No.

  Selma : No.

  Prof. John Frink : No.

  Reverend Lovejoy : No.

  Chief Wiggum : Yes. I mean, I'm a-I mean, no. No.

• [in his dream, Martin is dressed as a wizard] 

  Martin : I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.

  [Martin spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] 

  Martin : Aha! "Morire": to die. "Morit": he, she, or it dies.

  [Willie morphs out of the blackboard; Martin gasps] 

  Groundskeeper Willie : "Moris"? You die!

  Martin : [runs off]  Aah!

  Groundskeeper Willie : [laughs]  You've mastered a dead tongue, but can you handle a live one?

  [Willie's tongue shoots out of his mouth, wraps around Martin, and squeezes him] 

  Groundskeeper Willie : [in class, Martin twists and screams, then collapses on the floor] 

  Nelson : Ha ha!

• Homer Simpson : Oh, no. Better ride this one out in the closet.

  [Opens closet door; Bart and Lisa are inside] 

  Lisa Simpson : Sorry, dad. This is our spot.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, yeah? But it's my house, so it's my spot.

  Bart Simpson : Nu-uh, 'cause we called it.

  Homer Simpson : Did not.

  Lisa Simpson : Well, we're calling it now.

  Homer Simpson : You are?

  Bart Simpson : 'fraid so.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, you got me with your legal mumbo jumbo.

• Bart : Willie's gone for good. Now I can get back to my normal dreams - me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl.

• Bart : I'll save you, dad. I can't get any closer. You'll have to jump.

  Homer Simpson : Piece of cake, son. Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!

  [Homer falls right into the hole and goes into pieces which then explode] 

• [after Willie gets turned into a bagpipe spider and grabs Bart] 

  Bart Simpson : Help, Lisa! Help!

  Lisa Simpson : [as she approaches Bart]  Bart, you're in trouble! Wake up!

  Bart Simpson : Wait a minute... if you're here, then you've fallen asleep too!

  Lisa Simpson : I'm not asleep, I'm justing resting my eye...

  Lisa Simpson : [Willie grabs Lisa]  ... uh-oh! Goodbye, Bart.

  Bart Simpson : Goodbye, Lis. Hope you get reincarnated as someone who can stay awake for fifteen minutes!

• Marge Simpson : Bart, what happened?

  Bart Simpson : Well, we hit a little snag when the universe sort of collapsed on itself. But dad seemed cautiously optimistic.

  Homer Simpson : Craaaaaaap!

• Bart : And then he raked at me across the crest. and then the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared! Groundkeeper Willie!

• Bart : You're right. The only thing left to do is go into my dream and force Willie into a final showdown. You stay awake. And if it looks like I'm trouble, wake me up.

• Bart : Help! Lisa, help!

  Lisa Simpson : Bart, you're in trouble! Wake up!

  Bart : Wait a minute - if your'e here, then you've fallen asleep, too!

  Lisa Simpson : I'm not asleep, I'm just resting my eye - ut-oh. Agh! Aaagh! Good-bye, Bart.

  Bart : Good-bye, Lise. I hope you get reincarnated as someone who can stay awake for fifteen minutes!

• Bart : What are you waiting for? Wreck the school. You know you wanna.

• Bart : I agree. Destory the school.

• Bart : It was only a dream.

• Bart : Come on, Willie. I know you're out there. The sandbox! Hey, lawn boy! You missed a spot!