The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror VI (1995)

Harry Shearer: Radio Announcer, Kent Brockman, Otto, Ned Flanders, Advertising Agent, Kang, Principal Skinner, TV Voice #2, Reverend Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : Children, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about Willy. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.

• [Principal Skinner is having a meeting with parents, but burning Willie rushes into the room] 

  Groundskeeper Willie : Help! Please, help me!

  Principal Skinner : Willie, don't worry! Mr. Van Houten has the floor.

  Mr. Van Houten : I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day.

  [before anyone could answer, the entire class looks directly at Willie, who explodes into flame and screams] 

• Ned Flanders : [looking for Homer]  Well, as the tree said to the lumberjack, "I'm stumped."

  Selma : Huh. It's like he just disappeared into fat air.

  [she and Patty laugh] 

• Dr. Hibbert : Homer, this is your physician, Dr. Julius Hibbert. Can you tell us what's it like in there?

  Homer Simpson : Um, it's like, uh... did anyone see the movie Tron?

  Dr. Hibbert : No.

  Lisa Simpson : No.

  Chief Wiggum : No.

  Marge Simpson : No.

  Bart Simpson : No.

  Selma : No.

  Chief Wiggum : No.

  Ned Flanders : No.

  Selma : No.

  Prof. John Frink : No.

  Reverend Lovejoy : No.

  Chief Wiggum : Yes. I mean, I'm a-I mean, no. No.

• Kent Brockman : Even as we speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward your town. Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family.

  Homer Simpson : We'll be right back.