The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror VI (1995)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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Dr. Hibbert : Homer, this is your physician, Dr. Julius Hibbert. Can you tell us what's it like in there?
Homer Simpson : Um, it's like, uh... did anyone see the movie Tron?
Dr. Hibbert : No.
Lisa Simpson : No.
Chief Wiggum : No.
Marge Simpson : No.
Bart Simpson : No.
Selma : No.
Chief Wiggum : No.
Ned Flanders : No.
Selma : No.
Prof. John Frink : No.
Reverend Lovejoy : No.
Chief Wiggum : Yes. I mean, I'm a-I mean, no. No.
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Lisa Simpson : Well, where's my dad?
Prof. John Frink : Well, it should be clear to even the most dimwitted individual - who holds and advanced degree in hypothetical topology - that Homer Simpson has stumbled into...
[Dramating lighting]
Prof. John Frink : ... the Third Dimension!
Lisa Simpson : [Turns light back on] Sorry.
Prof. John Frink : Here is an ordinary square...
Chief Wiggum : Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead.
Prof. John Frink : But suppose we extend the square beyond the two dimensions of our own universe along the hypothetical Z-axis there.
[All gasp in astonishment]
Prof. John Frink : This forms the three-dimensional object known as a cube, or a frinkahedron, in honor of its discoverer.
Homer Simpson : Help me! Are you helping me or are you going on and on?
Prof. John Frink : Oh, yeah. And of course within we find the doomed individual.
Chief Wiggum : Enough of your borax, Pointdexter! A man's life's at stake. We need action!
[Fires gun at portal]
Chief Wiggum : Take that, you lousy dimension!
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Lisa Simpson : Hey, Springfield! Are you suffering from the heartbreak of monsteritis? Then take a tip from Mr. Paul Anka!
Paul Anka : [singing] To stop those monsters, one, two, three / Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free / It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
Lisa Simpson : Guarantee void in Tennessee.
Lisa Simpson , Paul Anka : Just don't look! / Just don't look!...
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Lisa Simpson : Bart, don't you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could die.
Abraham Simpson : Bah! Welcome to my world.
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Homer Simpson : Oh, no. Better ride this one out in the closet.
[Opens closet door; Bart and Lisa are inside]
Lisa Simpson : Sorry, dad. This is our spot.
Homer Simpson : Oh, yeah? But it's my house, so it's my spot.
Bart Simpson : Nu-uh, 'cause we called it.
Homer Simpson : Did not.
Lisa Simpson : Well, we're calling it now.
Homer Simpson : You are?
Bart Simpson : 'fraid so.
Homer Simpson : Oh, you got me with your legal mumbo jumbo.
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[after Willie gets turned into a bagpipe spider and grabs Bart]
Bart Simpson : Help, Lisa! Help!
Lisa Simpson : [as she approaches Bart] Bart, you're in trouble! Wake up!
Bart Simpson : Wait a minute... if you're here, then you've fallen asleep too!
Lisa Simpson : I'm not asleep, I'm justing resting my eye...
Lisa Simpson : [Willie grabs Lisa] ... uh-oh! Goodbye, Bart.
Bart Simpson : Goodbye, Lis. Hope you get reincarnated as someone who can stay awake for fifteen minutes!
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Bart : Help! Lisa, help!
Lisa Simpson : Bart, you're in trouble! Wake up!
Bart : Wait a minute - if your'e here, then you've fallen asleep, too!
Lisa Simpson : I'm not asleep, I'm just resting my eye - ut-oh. Agh! Aaagh! Good-bye, Bart.
Bart : Good-bye, Lise. I hope you get reincarnated as someone who can stay awake for fifteen minutes!
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Lisa Simpson : Bart, the next time we fall asleep we could die.
Abraham Simpson : Ha! Welcome to my world.
