The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror VI (1995)

Russi Taylor: Martin Prince

Quotes 

• [in his dream, Martin is dressed as a wizard] 

  Martin : I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.

  [Martin spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] 

  Martin : Aha! "Morire": to die. "Morit": he, she, or it dies.

  [Willie morphs out of the blackboard; Martin gasps] 

  Groundskeeper Willie : "Moris"? You die!

  Martin : [runs off]  Aah!

  Groundskeeper Willie : [laughs]  You've mastered a dead tongue, but can you handle a live one?

  [Willie's tongue shoots out of his mouth, wraps around Martin, and squeezes him] 

  Groundskeeper Willie : [in class, Martin twists and screams, then collapses on the floor] 

  Nelson : Ha ha!