Family Guy (1999– )

Norm MacDonald: Death, Norm MacDonald

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• [Death holds up a document that Peter doctored to proclaim he was dead to avoid having to pay his medical bills] 

  Peter Griffin : Where did you get that?

  Death : It was e-mailed to me by your HMO.

• Lois Griffin : Why are you here? The doctor said Peter was fine.

  Death : Yeah, well, I guess he would know. I mean, after all, he is a doctor, and I'm just - DEATH.

• Meg Griffin : You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.

  Death : Well that would just leave England.

• Death : You can't tell anyone that I'm here. For if you do, the consequences could be dire.

  Peter Griffin : Go on...

  Death : That's it.

  [to Lois] 

  Death : God, what do you see in him?

• Peter : ...and there's no way I'm going in the back way.

  Death : Oh crap, I have no time for this!

• Death : I'm gonna need that picture of Olmos'

  [Edward James Olmos] 

  Death : ass back.

  Peter Griffin : Oh. Yeah, right.

• [a grim, hooded wraith with a scythe approaches Peter's door] 

  Peter Griffin : Wh-Who are you?

  Death : I'm Callista Flockhart. Who do you think I am? I'm Death.