The Pirates of Penzance (1994 TV Movie)
Toni Lamond: Ruth
Quotes
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Frederic : Oh, it breaks my heart to betray the honored father of the girl that I adore!
The Pirate King , Ruth : Awwww.
The Pirate King : Break it.
Ruth : Yes.
Frederic : And yet, as one of your band, I have no alternative!
The Pirate King : No, no, no, no.
Frederic : It is my duty to tell you that General Stanley...
The Pirate King , Ruth : Yes?
Frederic : Is...
The Pirate King , Ruth : Is...
Frederic : No...
The Pirate King , Ruth : No...
Frederic : [sighs] General Stanley...
The Pirate King , Ruth : Yes?
Frederic : Is...
The Pirate King , Ruth : Is...
Frederic : No...
The Pirate King , Ruth : No...
Frederic : Oooorrr...
The Pirate King , Ruth : Oooorrrghhh...
[They clap Frederic on the back]
Frederic : Orphan!
The Pirate King , Ruth : WHAT?
The Pirate King : Well, it's better than being an "Oooorrrghhh."
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The Pirate King : You were apprenticed to us until you reached your twenty-first...
[clears throat and unrolls a paper]
The Pirate King : "Dear Pirate King, I love your purple pants. Meet me later at the..."
Ruth : No! That's the wrong one!
[She trades papers with him. He grabs the love letter back from her and hides it in his shirt]
The Pirate King : You were apprenticed to us "until you reached your twenty-first birthday."